Tila Chooses the Cock

December 24, 2007 | Pop Culture

Oh by the way…unless you live under a rock, you know that Dani Campbell got shafted at the end of Tila Tequila’s show. Ahem - that is, she lost. It was between Dani, a wholesome dyke firefighter from Florida, and Bobby, a generic guy from I-don’t-know-where. And Tila chose…Bobby. Pretty much everybody I know is angry about this, but my wife points out…this is why some lesbians put “no bi’s” in their personal ads. They’re not necessarily discriminatory, they just recognize that getting left for a guy is a lot more painful than getting left for a girl. Lesbianism is still a big minority in this country, and the normal standard of things is for women to choose the cock. It makes some women feel inferior if they’ve been left for a man. I don’t understand it, personally - women can have a cock too, and it can come in all different shapes and sizes, and some even look pretty realistic! But it seems some girls just prefer the real thing. I dunno. I have nothing against bisexuals in general, or even men in general; I have plenty of male friends and bisexual friends! It’s just hard to see a woman blatantly choose a man over a woman after so many weeks of “oooh, will she or won’t she?” drama. Anyway, if you think Dani Campbell should get her own show, there’s a Facebook group to that effect.

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