Archive for December, 2007

Thigh One On Video

December 27, 2007 | CyDy Network, Sex

When I met my wife 10 years ago, she had a toy I’d never seen before: a thigh harness. It turns out to be available from several different shops, and it’s called the Thigh One On harness. This is a great toy for bouncing your lover on your knee…kind of like an easy-to-use fucking machine that you don’t need any equipment for and that only costs $32! Just wrap it around your leg, sit your girl on top, and give her a pony ride she’ll never forget!

If you need more evidence of how the Thigh One On harness works, head over to Sappho’s Girls where they have two videos of it in action! Each video is about eight minutes long, and I think you’ll like them!

Tila Chooses the Cock

December 24, 2007 | Pop Culture

Oh by the way…unless you live under a rock, you know that Dani Campbell got shafted at the end of Tila Tequila’s show. Ahem - that is, she lost. It was between Dani, a wholesome dyke firefighter from Florida, and Bobby, a generic guy from I-don’t-know-where. And Tila chose…Bobby. Pretty much everybody I know is angry about this, but my wife points out…this is why some lesbians put “no bi’s” in their personal ads. They’re not necessarily discriminatory, they just recognize that getting left for a guy is a lot more painful than getting left for a girl. Lesbianism is still a big minority in this country, and the normal standard of things is for women to choose the cock. It makes some women feel inferior if they’ve been left for a man. I don’t understand it, personally - women can have a cock too, and it can come in all different shapes and sizes, and some even look pretty realistic! But it seems some girls just prefer the real thing. I dunno. I have nothing against bisexuals in general, or even men in general; I have plenty of male friends and bisexual friends! It’s just hard to see a woman blatantly choose a man over a woman after so many weeks of “oooh, will she or won’t she?” drama. Anyway, if you think Dani Campbell should get her own show, there’s a Facebook group to that effect.

Merry Kriss Moose

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This lovely lady is welcoming you to a series of free holiday sets that you will undoubtedly enjoy! You can see the rest of her at Gothic Sluts, or go straight to the April Flores Xmas gallery. Over at Barely Evil you will find a free gallery featuring an adorable reindeer who is very simple and natural…just a pretty girl to capture your attention! There’s a holiday offering at Scar13 too, including a candy cane that goes…you know where! Michelle Aston brings us a very elfin Xmas (that’s alliterative, see) and rounding out this group is a holiday set from EroticBPM!

Hello, Dani

December 15, 2007 | Pop Culture

Somebody invited me to a Facebook event that was to be a group gathering to watch A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Having no idea what this was, I looked it up - oh, it’s a reality show, in the dating category, with the twist of bisexuality. (See, you can break all those shows down.) Anyway, I happened to catch an episode last week, the one where Tila gets rid of the blonde chick and narrows it down to a guy and Dani Campbell. Now, when I first turned on the TV, it was the end of the previous show. I saw this person there who was of ambiguous gender, and I guessed that it was a guy - oops. Sorry, Dani! It turns out Dani refers to herself as “futch” - a feminine/butch mix - and she is a firefighter.

I was all set to watch the finale this week, because I wanted to see if Dani won or not. Unfortunately, they replaced it with a recap/rerun thing. Sooooo I will be watching next weekend to see if Dani gets it, or the guy does. I have been watching the commercials, and I think there is a little twinkle in Tila’s eye when she says “I choose…” and looks at Dani. But damn, I have no idea!

Jodie Comes Out

December 13, 2007 | News Reports, Pop Culture

Finally! After yeeeeears of rampant speculation - and the recent cover of Out magazine - she has finally spoken out for herself. Obviously “everybody has known” for years that she’s gay, but I don’t like to speculate until somebody says it for themselves. According to the AfterEllen article about it, Jodie has been dropping little hints for a few months now - wearing an “eternity ring” and referring to her “partner” - but she finally said it on a public stage, specifically in Los Angeles at the “Women in Entertainment Power 100″ breakfast. Of course this is not news to most people (and, ahem, I only just found out today, but she came out last week), simply because it’s so popular to speculate, and now those people are shrugging their shoulders and saying “see, we knew.” But still, I’m jazzed about it. Very cool. Yay Jodie!