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Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog


Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

Here’s a funny link: Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog! It’s written by Jennifer Dziura, who is a comedian and totally hottotally. She also runs a couple of other blogs – Eujenics is about her adventures in egg donation, she blogs about the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, which is an adults-only event in Brooklyn, and her personal site is Jen is Famous.

But the sex toy reviews are where the real hilarity is found. Every review has a picture, quotes from the packaging, and sarcastic skewering not only of the product itself, but frequently of the people who use these things. I can’t really tell you how funny the site is without violating copyright, but here’s an example:

Honey, don’t mind me, I’m just attaching your Deluxe Head Harness with Gag to this moving bus.

Unfortunately the site is only updated every couple of months – which is really quite sad, because there is plenty of potential in the sex toy market. I could walk into my nearest sex shop (that would be Night Dreams, for all your trashy hooker needs) and come out with a lot of fodder for her blog. Jen, if you see this – please write more! The world needs you!

One Response to “Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog”

  1. sex shop Says:

    HAHA that is so funny that is such a great sex shop sex toy website.

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