Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog

October 18, 2006 | Cool Links

Here’s a funny link: Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog! It’s written by Jennifer Dziura, who is a comedian and totally hot - totally. She also runs a couple of other blogs - Eujenics is about her adventures in egg donation, she blogs about the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, which is an adults-only event in Brooklyn, and her personal site is Jen is Famous.

But the sex toy reviews are where the real hilarity is found. Every review has a picture, quotes from the packaging, and sarcastic skewering not only of the product itself, but frequently of the people who use these things. I can’t really tell you how funny the site is without violating copyright, but here’s an example:

Honey, don’t mind me, I’m just attaching your Deluxe Head Harness with Gag to this moving bus.

Unfortunately the site is only updated every couple of months - which is really quite sad, because there is plenty of potential in the sex toy market. I could walk into my nearest sex shop (that would be Night Dreams, for all your trashy hooker needs) and come out with a lot of fodder for her blog. Jen, if you see this - please write more! The world needs you!

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