Archive for October, 2006

Dykewrite Files

October 31, 2006 | CyDy Network

Hold onto your hats, ladies! I just discovered some very old files from back when I used to write for Dykewrite, a webzine written by women, for women. Unfortunately the site went belly-up and is now an online pharmacy “blog,” but in its heyday it was a webring, a gathering spot, and an informative blog.

Anyway, I was a sex columnist for the site, and I have now located a bunch of columns from around 2003. So watch for some witty, informative, and truly scintillating posts coming up here soon!

Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog

October 18, 2006 | Cool Links

Here’s a funny link: Sarcastic Sex Toy Blog! It’s written by Jennifer Dziura, who is a comedian and totally hot - totally. She also runs a couple of other blogs - Eujenics is about her adventures in egg donation, she blogs about the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, which is an adults-only event in Brooklyn, and her personal site is Jen is Famous.

But the sex toy reviews are where the real hilarity is found. Every review has a picture, quotes from the packaging, and sarcastic skewering not only of the product itself, but frequently of the people who use these things. I can’t really tell you how funny the site is without violating copyright, but here’s an example:

Honey, don’t mind me, I’m just attaching your Deluxe Head Harness with Gag to this moving bus.

Unfortunately the site is only updated every couple of months - which is really quite sad, because there is plenty of potential in the sex toy market. I could walk into my nearest sex shop (that would be Night Dreams, for all your trashy hooker needs) and come out with a lot of fodder for her blog. Jen, if you see this - please write more! The world needs you!

Cyber Dyke Sale

October 7, 2006 | CyDy Network

I’m on vacation, but thanks to the magic of scheduled posts I’ve got a few tidbits for you anyway! First up is a major sale from the Cyber Dyke Network. If you sign up with the fall sale, you will get discounted rates forever. You can get the entire CyDy Network, including Serafina Sox, DarkPlay, Posteriority, Sappho’s Girls, and a lot more for as low as $15/month. The non-recurring memberships are discounted too, so check it out!

Also, a friend of mine from college contacted me to say she’ll be appearing on Cyber Dyke! I was only in college for a year, so it’s amazing that anybody remembers me. When she’s on the network I’ll definitely be featuring her here.

Whorecraft

October 3, 2006 | Cool Links, Sex

I love this site! I just came across Whorecraft, which is pornography targeted to geeks. Or, in their own words: “Whorecraft is specifically targeted to anyone who’s ever imagined their fantasy world characters coming to life in a sexual way.” The first episode is 11 minutes long, so for now they’re targeting a good middle-length video. (If you like longer videos, there are lots at Cyber Dyke, the parent of Cyber Dyke Blog.) The Whorecraft downloads are eternal - that is, they won’t expire - and episode one is $7.95.

For the record, Whorecraft appears to be semi-hardcore heterosexual action. I’m featuring it on CyDyBlog because I am a geek myself, and because they have some very attractive women on the front page. Well worth a look!

Dear Amy

October 2, 2006 | Cool Links

Here’s a cool alternative to Savage Love: Dear Amy is sex advice for the modern player. She’s been fielding questions for about a year now, everything from female ejaculation to gender identity. Most posts are categorized, but it’s worth wandering through all the categories to see what you might find rather than focusing only on your areas of interest.